NO YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND
PB DReSSED UP
CANCELLED ALL HER FUCKING APPOINTMENTS
SO SHE COULD HAVE LUNCH WITH MARCELINE
LIKE SHE BLEW OFF A DOZEN IMPORTANT PEOPLE
JUST SO SHE CAN HANG OUT WITH MARCELINE
IF THAT’S NOT HELLA GAY I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS
When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
Girlfriends are so hard to please.
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby
How old is she
one and a half
in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
*panics and procrastinates simultaneously*
On the twelfth day of finals my college gave to me,
Twelve screaming sessions
Eleven chapters to read
Ten students sobbing
Nine frozen pizzas
Eight days of no sleep
Seven shows on Netflix
Six open tabs
FIVE POTS OF COFFEE!!!!!
Four panicked calls
Three vehement denials
Two mental breakdowns
And a day of getting nothing done
…….. Yeah, so I should be studying. Instead, this happened.
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
please stop reblogging this my dad thinks hes cool now